10 Witty Zingers: Insults Disguised as Compliments In Case You Need Them

Every now and then, we got to knock people down a peg or two, especially when they are on their high horse or are being insulting to us. However, most of us don’t want to be mean or insulting to do so- so what do we do?

Thankfully the internet is here to help!

There’s a thread online where people are talking about their favorite INSULTS that DON’T sound offensive.

Here are the top 10:

1.  “What an odd thing to say aloud.”

2.  “That sounds like something you’d say.”

3.  “I admire how you don’t let your limitations affect your confidence.”

4.  “It’s impossible to underestimate you.”

5.  “Wisdom has been chasing you . . . but you have always been faster.”

6.  “I just sigh, and say, ‘Oh sweetie.'”  Or the Southern classic:  “Bless your heart.”

7.  “You are all mouth but no trousers.”

8.  “Oh . . . now I see what everyone’s talking about.”

9.  “I admire your enthusiasm.”

10.  “Your teacher always handed your tests back face-down, didn’t she?”

Bonus: “What is the common denominator of your problems?”

 

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