7-Eleven Debuts Fizzy Hot Dog Water!

I’ve been concocting this beverage at home using my SodaStream, so this development would certainly simplify things: 7-Eleven has just unveiled a new fizzy water that supposedly tastes like HOT DOGS. Yes, you read that correctly.

According to the official announcement, they’ve teamed up with a brand named Miracle Seltzer to introduce four flavors: Lemon Lime, Green Apple, Sweet Orange… and Hot Dog.

They’re marketing it as a “bold flavor adventure that pushes the boundaries of taste innovation,” promising to “excite even the most daring of taste buds.”

But seriously, have we reached a point in society where we’re sipping on beverages that taste like hot dogs? Well, maybe not quite yet. Here’s why: While the other three flavors are reportedly already on shelves, more information about the hot dog flavor will supposedly be revealed next Monday.

Interestingly, their press release conveniently omits the fact that next Monday happens to be APRIL FOOLS’ DAY. So, let’s cross our fingers and hope this whole thing is just an elaborate prank.